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Subject: Friend, apologies form e-BizResources Update.
================================================ e-BizResources Update July 27, 2004 ================================================ Hello friend, I'm very sorry it's been quite a while since I last wrote you. I've been very focused on one particular project, in fact I got a little obsessed with it. ;o) However, I will be focusing more time on this business and this ezine. So, you'll be hearing from me more regularly in future. Thankyou for your patience. ----------------------------------------------------------- The Lighter Side ----------------------------------------------------------- On the lighter side, I'd like to share a few thoughts from Steven Wright; * Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. * If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? * OK, so what's the speed of dark? * How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? * If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. * Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. * Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. * Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? * What happens if you get scared half to death twice? * I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. * Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? * If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. * A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. * Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. * For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. ----------------------------------------------------------- ‘Bye for now. I look forward to sharing with you again soon. Thanks and best wishes, Michael Beauchamp P.S. Please forward this to any of your friends and associates that you think may enjoy it or benefit from it. P.P.S. If you've received this from a friend and you'd like to receive your own copy of future issues of my FREE ezine (plus the FREE subscription bonuses), you can sign up at: http://www.e-bizresources.com/subscribe Michael Beauchamp 28 Sheringa Ave., Ingle Farm, S.A. 5098 Australia
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